To all of the kids that I could never help, To all the kids, that I called my best friends. To all of the kids that I could never help enough. I love you all. You all mean the world to me. I am sorry that I couldn’t save you in your final moments. You all deserve a better person to talk to than myself. I am a shitty person and I feel as though I am not needed. I am sorry to all of the lost ones in my life. I love you all. 

Always needed. When you need them the most. I can relate.

I’m not saying she’s a slut, but she’s been pounded more times than

i-bring-the-booty:

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

 bring me the booty

ok

ot-dl:

I was at a party last night and my friend has an Apple TV and I literally synced my phone and made everyone watch the Fifth Harmony cover and everyone started drunkenly yelling about how good it was and this was a success

twerkola:

twerkola:

my mom was just like “i just realized “devil” is evil with a d”

EVIL WITH A D

she still doesn’t realize why i was laughing so hard

surfingteen:

if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves

deerl0rd:

charmeleon:

wow thats so funny thanks facebook

how many quirky 12 year olds dyou think saw this ad and immediately went ‘omg i need it <3’ and bought it

how many

deerl0rd:

luaghing:

tardismyoldgirl:

Yesterday at rehearsal I was climbing down a ladder. Someone had turned the lights off, so it was pitch black. I used my camera’s flash to light the way. 

but then I looked back at the picture

what….

the fucking hell

mother fucking shit